The Meeting Agenda: Merit System Overhaul

Introduction

Due to the overwhelming success of the current merit system, we've decided to overhaul it with an even more complex system of arbitrary rewards. Because who needs simplicity, anyway?

Subpages

Check out our subpages for more information on each aspect of the merit system:

• Bureaucratic Red Tape
• Merit-ocratic Logic
• Incentivizing Intimidation

Glossary

We've compiled a list of terms related to our merit system. Because, honestly, who needs a dictionary?

• Arbitrary Award - An award that's given for no discernible reason.
• Bureaucratic Red Tape - A never-ending cycle of paperwork and unnecessary meetings.
• Merit-ocratic Logic - A logic that's based on completely made up rules.
• Incentivizing Intimidation - A system where you're rewarded for being nice, but punished for being nice back.